Deadly Jokes
Tired of PJs? This is a revolutionary initiative by me in technical colaboration with Mr. <a href=”http://www.arjunbwj.blogspot.com”>Samadhi</a> basically mean that these are the jokes that will KILL YOU. With this word of caution lets have an illustration -
Q) What is the complex conjugate of SRI DEVI?
A) TABU. Because Sri devi acted in Chandani and Tabu acted in Chandani BAR.
If you are covered under LIC life insurance, keep watching this space for more pathbreaking DJs.
Cheers!
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One last thing b4 crashing today.
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Q) What do you call a Gay with CLASS?
A) Gay ++.
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Q) What do you call NUTS that LEAK?
A) PEE – NUTS.
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Courtesy: – <a href=”http://arjunbwj.blogspot.com”>Samadhi</a>
Q) Why does a Sadhu never get an electric shock?
A) Because he keeps on chanting aummmmmmm.( read Ohm)
STATUTORY WARNING – ADULT CONTENT
Q) What do you call a pubic hair born on Valentine’s Day?
A) Love-day ka baal.
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Q) What will a mathematician wife say about her AVERAGE husband?
A) Oh, he is a “mean” guy.
June 30, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Amazing ones
June 30, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Hey, thanx! This small comment is a big leap for DJ kind. This shows that someone actually reads djs! Cheers to Samadhi and me.