Last IV years of life

Note : “This is a work of fiction (not mine), all characters, their intentions and personalities are poorly imitated and portrayed. It contains laxative thoughts and should not be read by anyone.”

“If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe, then man would only have four years of life left.” I came to know of this when I saw a movie called ‘The Happening’ (don’t watch it coz trust me there is nothing ‘Happening’ in that movie). And after a few days, I found out (which kind of freaked me out) that indeed bees had been vanishing from the United States! Such times bring best out of some people and worst out of the others.

So I rushed to people to get their reactions on the topic, here is what I found out.

At the national level -
Beurocrats  :  ” Give free electricity to all farmers “
Farmers :  “Damn it, just make SUICIDE legal.”
Sonya    :   ” Ill be the next PM.”
HRD min. : “All colleges to be named as IITs.”
“Special 5% reservation for open category.”

In the insti -
Students               : “We want Net for 24 hrs”
Din                        :  “Cut net for whole day, let them study for last 4 years.”
Diro (Impressed) :  “Din’s tenure extended for 4 more years.”

In my hostel -
Dum Dum (A guy paranoid about AIDS) : “Kill all HIV + people.”
HIV+ ppl : “Infect everyone with HIV for equality, coz as such everyone will die.”

Diqbal (no offence to him) : ” All should convert to Islam-ism.”

Samadhi ( a self proclaimed gay) : “I want to sniff all remaining guys’ undies!”
JOJO ( while listening to Mozart) : “42″
Anniyan : “The end of the world will be caused by a VORTEX.”
PS :
1) Abiraam (psycho) couldn’t be contacted coz he had already committed suicide.
2) I started writing at night, so I couldn’t see Bhanu

3) Bajji had shifted his room to library.
4) HB couldn’t be contacted as he was already scribbling in his blog