Let there NOT be light

It all started with the good old bulb. Workaholics and greedy businessmen could now conveniently work after dark. But was it really dark? With a tungsten filament getting extremely hot and emitting 5% of light along-with 95% of heat. This was followed by people being brutally shocked to death and finally the age of electricity had arrived. More importantly, age of energy consumerism had arrived. It has now become an integral part of our life.

This isn’t about electricity, thermal power plants, total power production of India but about unsustainable lifestyles and our energy future. I will not bore by defining “Sustainability: Living with keeping the future generations’ needs in demand.” Today’s parents don’t think twice about their children before getting divorced, so thinking 100 years down the line seems quite far fetched. But for those who believe in evolution and think that world war 3 will be fought with sticks and bones, do you think our energy consumption is justified?

1 tube light = 40 W of power. What is 40 W?  How much exactly is it? Ok, let’s do some quick math.

40 W = (40 kg) * (10 m/s^2) * (0.1 m/s)

So, to power your tube light on your own, you need to lift 40 kg of weight over a distance of 10 cm in 1 second. If you keep on running it for an hour, you have to continue your exercise for that long too!  Assuming 100% efficiency. Now that’s a lot, trust me. Ask your weight-lifting-champion-friend. Combining all the modern day appliances we have, an average home consumes 1000 Watts of power. ( Anyone in for lifting 1000 kg with me? :D ) Even if you, your dad, your mom and siblings decide to generate electricity by heavy exercise, you’ll fall short of around 400 Watts.  :(

This is a list of appliances and their typical consumption:

(DO NOT google it to verify, that is where these figures come from. :D )

Let’s start with the not so obvious ones

40 W tube light: 40 W

100 W bulb : 100 W

Here come the  easy ones

TV (21 “): 100 W

Toaster : 800-1500W

Microwave : 600-1500W

Dishwasher : 1200-1500W

Washing Machine : 500W

AC (1.5 Ton) = 3500 W

Since electricity is supplied very cheap to us, we don’t really care. (Cheap! Really?  Time for Quick Math (Version 2.0))

1 unit = Running 1 KW appliances for 1 hour.

1 unit = 4 INR

Knowing what 1 KW really means, now you know what I am saying. ( If you continue with the B-Plan of your family generating electricity by slogging on treadmills, your wage is less that 4 Rs/hour. :P )

But we need to know that we are relying on heaps of dead mass of our ancestors: Fossils. And even though we are striving to improve efficiency of our devices, finding alternate sources of energy, what we are not looking at is our insatiable greed for energy. Unless we change ourselves, we have very dark nights (without the bat mobiles :P ) ahead of us. Automatic door closers, lifts, cell phones, i pod-pad-phone-mac-pill leave our power plant turbines gasping. I am not just talking about turning off the lights when not needed. I am asking something more fundamental. Do we need lights at all? It is just an example. It can be your washing machine, dish washer or something you can do away with. I am throwing this question open to all of you.

What should be done?

What should really be done?

Air Maid


In the past month I came across a couple of articles in the news shedding light on air hostess’s  plight. Now, generally I am very sympathetic about air hostess and their hectic life. Passengers, particularly Indians are very demanding and heeding to everyone’s whims and fantasies is a job left to be desired. To compare the scenario to a hotel, they do work that of a Manager, Waiter, Bill boy and Cleaner. Pretty all round, huh? (Pun intended) But after hearing their petty complaints about their job one should beg to differ and wonder if the wages paid to them are justified. After all what is so special about this job?

Hear is a comparison of CVs of an air hostess, bus conductor, call center employee, Engineer. Its not a conventional CV, and it represents a typical candidate, not an average. WTD (Willingness To Do) indicates willingness of an average person to the job.

Air hostess Bus conductor Call center employee Engineer
Qualification 12th STD B.A. Graduate B.E./B.Tech
WTD 3/10 2/10 5/10 7/10 :P
Working hours (weekly) 80 70 50 44
Beautiful Yes (with make up) NO Maybe N/A
IQ 55 70 90 120
English Fluency 8/10 ? 9/10 8/10
Wages 12 LPA 1.5 LPA 3 LPA 6 LPA

Outrageous as it may feel otherwise, it is air hostess’ view on things that adds oil to fire. “Some passengers want to visit the loo at the same time when food is being served and there is a trolley in the aisle. Sometimes we have to push the trolley all the way back so that they can walk”, says Priya. So after paying the ever increasing air fares, don’t the passengers at least have the right to take a leak when desired? For 3000 Rs/day I would not mind shuttling the trolley throughout my hostel. :) Another air hostess, Deepti claims, “Handling a group of passengers can be difficult. If one person asks for a blanket, everyone wants one. Monkey see, monkey do.” Justified. but these monkeys are responsible for your promotion, right? “We are much more than pretty faces, one day I might save your life too!”, quips an anonymous one. True, but so could a 4 year old!

Although, it is widely agreed that their job is hectic, but it should be noted that they are GROSSLY OVERPAID. If they can not run the food trolley a couple of more times, can’t smile and talk to a rude passenger, what’s there to it? They have got to be ever courteous, leave domestic repercussions behind, give extra liquor (however unwillingly), handle a couple of flirtatious remarks, be able to make quick rational decisions. Only then their pay may be justified. This in no way is an encouragement to the rude behaving-ill mannered-ever leaking bladdered passengers. What I mean to say is that it is a part and parcel of the game.

Having played Flight Simulator once, I have very high respect about pilots, who even though paid similarly, need to be extremely technically sound and do a complicated job. But then, one is paid for the genetic gift of intelligence and one for the genetic gift of beauty.

(Changed names of air hostess has been changed again in the hope to match it with their original one. :D )

Air hostess

Bus conductor

Call center employee

Engineer

Qualification

12th STD

B.A.

Graduate

B.E./B.Tech

WTD

3/10

2/10

5/10

7/10 :P

Working hours (weekly)

80

70

50

44

Beautiful

Yes (with make up)

NO

Maybe

N/A

IQ

55

70

90

120

English Fluency

8/10

?

9/10

8/10

Wages

12 LPA

1.5 LPA

3 LPA

6 LPA

Published in:  on January 26, 2010 at 8:56 PM Comments (12)
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